Rather than have an Easter egg hunt I am going to hide chocolate replicas of Little IowaMan and his buddies (aka Willy and the Wonka Twins) around my yard and invite all the single women of my town to come have a Pursuit of the Penis party.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus