Dress shirts... give me the treatment; starched, ironed, the whole nine yards. Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man you know.

T-shirts and such....... mmmmmmmmmm, can't beat a warm one right from the dryer.


At a drive-in theater do you prefer to use the speaker they provide or do you tune the car radio to the station that can pick up the movie?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus