How bout that!!!! We had an Iowa boy win the green jacket today. Zach grew up in Cedar Rapids, the closest "city" to where I live. I've played quite a few rounds on the course he supposedly considered his "home" course, Elmcrest Country Club. He still holds the course record there with a 61. Best I was ever able to turn in there was a 79. And yes, that was for 18 holes.

Actually didn't get to see the Masters or masturbate while it was on today but I suppose if I were to answer the poll question I would probably say both, but not because I think Tiger Woods is cute. He doesn't really do anything for me. His wife now, that's another story altogether.

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