That's a different kind of evil girlfriend. The evil girlfriend I had sent me to jail.

Although, once she went to bed while I was working on completing the level of whatever video game I was playing. Then she called me into the bedroom. When I opened the door, she was on her knees with her ass facing me and her finger sunk to the hilt in her ass and she said, 'Are you sure you don't want to come to bed.' Well, I didn't get to the next level, but I had some good anal. I guess it's not that evil.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these