I made a big salad with lots of red onion, black olives, ham, turkey, cheddar, bacon bits and I even boiled a couple of eggs. A little bit of French dressing and cheesy garlic croutons too. That didn't fill me up so I had a couple of PB & J sandwiches too. Ah, the life of a bachelor.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus