Oh how I want to do a "Here kitty, kitty!" but that would probably get me smacked.

I'm craving an ice cold beer. No, make that lots of ice cold beer and I just may do that tonight at dinner. The Cubs/Cardinals game should be on then so I'm sure I'll be needing at least one.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus