Ma'am, you have the right to be disrobed. Any clothing mentioned will be immediately removed. You have the right to a hard cock. If you do not currently have one, one will be waved in front of you until you decide to use it. You have the right to crimson ass cheeks. Any complaints will increase the severity of the spanking your ass is about to receive.

Do you understand these rights as they have been stated to you?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these