Talking with my neighbor, it's her 91st birthday today. She was telling me about last night's card club and how "Mabel B. was being such a pain in the ass! Everytime I trumped her she'd throw her cards down and yell at me."

Then she added that being a bitch sort of goes with Mabel's last name.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus