Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars, & I thought, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

I know, an oldie now, but I love it all the same...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.