"skinny-j's" Like what the fuck is up with that? I mean it is a luxury item isn't it...Go Large! Go Fat! Suck it hard and often till your done!
...am I alone on this one or what?
You have a friend who hand you a smoldering toothpick and you trying to catch a buzz off the paper's glue for goodness sake..
You can't suck hard on that it will slip through your fingers cause you can't get a decent hold on the damn thing and next thing you know the back of your throat is on freaking fire.
Is this a friend? I would rather huff diesel fumes.
Ohhpssss...........I shouldn't have gotten started down this path..sorry.
maybe I am a snob.

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