Salisbury Steak of the Genius!

1/2 lb of Hamburger Meat
1/2 Onion, sliced
1/2 cup of mushrooms, sliced
Mushroom Gravy Mix
dash of Oregano
dash of Thyme
2 pt. Guiness
1 slice of provolone cheese

-Sautee your onions and mushrooms.
-Mix in some Oregano and Thyme in with your hamburger and form a patty.
-Now Braise that in some Guiness.
-Finish off that pint young man (or lady)! If you don't finish your pint you won't get no dessert!
-When the meat is done to your liking, melt the cheese on the hamburger meat.
-Make your gravy.

And for dessert drink the other pint of Guiness!

Also, while eating this it is customary to tell everyone in your guild, your friends in AIM, and even call up your mother and tell them how much of a genius you are.

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