Originally Posted by PantyFanatic

Marketing departments that insult me and make their employees seem like assholes.

"I want a fish sandwich and small coffee with cream."

"We don't have a small size."

I'm finding more things that don't come in "small".

The same place sells two or more different sizes of coffee or pizza or milk shakes, but they only have "large" and "medium" and "super size". How fucking stupid are they to insult my intelligence and think that naming their smallest size, "medium", is going to cause me to think I got something more and will be happy about the confusing ordering with people that they make look like idiots.