I have no freaking idea where I put my car keys when I got home earlier.


Ok, I've lost my freaking mind. Just found the keys........... I had put them in the fridge.

Yeah, I'm thinking my mind must've been elsewhere when I did that one.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus