Living out my Gilligan fantasy of being stranded on a desert island with a beautiful brunette and redhead having all sorts of sexual adventures that could be broadcast in half hour increments. No wait, make that an hour long show.

And nope, there would be no Skipper, Professor or the Howells in this show. Perhaps a cream pie for Gilligan to eat every episode though.

Ok yeah, I really need to get laid.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus