For me it's gotta be an Oscar Meyer, I can't handle heavily spiced dogs, & I never liked mustard on anything...so, it's often plain or with a little mayo (I can hear the groans...& I say joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!)...if I'm in the mood to add a little tang, sweet relish tucked down beneath the dog, or yesterday I sliced up a couple of sweet gherkins for the same effect...

And OM has the answer to the Great Hot Dog Bun Conspiracy with what they call Bun-Length dogs...8 dogs in a pack to match the bun pack, & just long enough to see a little weiner peeking out each end (which sounds a little kinky if ya ask me)

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