The Cubs taking the lead in the bottom of the first inning against the Cardinals, my cat batting at a pic of a sleeping cat on my computer screen in an apparent attempt to wake her up to play and the Employee of the Month in the new Playboy........... holy Toledo, that woman is

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus