Calling my neighbor to let her know that the town's Christmas lighting ceremony had been cancelled because of the ice storm. She's a 90 yr old lady who is just funny as can be and after I told her it was cancelled she said, "Well, I guess I'll just have to sit in here and drink wine until it looks like all of the lights are lit."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus