PROPANE

by Dennis Hoaglin


(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "COCAINE" AND TO THE

ACCOMPANIMENT OF AIR GUITAR)

If you wanna get chilled, blown up or killed -- PROPANE.

Forget the rules, act like a fool -- PROPANE.

Its a gas, its a gas, its a gas -- PROPANE.

If sprayed with this gas, it’ll freeze off your ass --- PROPANE

And if splashed in the face, you’ll be blinded and maced -- PROPANE

Wear the shield! Wear the gloves! Don’t be dumb! -- PROPANE

If you ain’t got no brain, try a smoke or a flame -- PROPANE.

A bad way to die, you can kiss it good-bye -- PROPANE.

Don’t get hurt, don’t get burnt, be alert -- PROPANE.

A tank overfilled is a bomb that can kill -- PROPANE.

When you see a white puff, the tank’s had enough -- PROPANE.

Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off! -- PROPANE.

When you fill up your truck don’t bet on your luck -- PROPANE.

Follow the rules if you wanna be cool -- PROPANE!

Its a gas, its a gas, its a gas -- PROPANE.

© 1997 Dennis E. Hoaglin

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