Well, I've gotten both of my good laughs from here at Pixies. That ^^^ from Neige gave me one and the other came while reading jseal's entry in the "Strange Days" thread.

Seeing that today is the anniversary of Henrik Ibsen's death made me think back to a literature class in college when the professor asked the class if anybody had read any of his works. One of my classmates replied, "You mean the guy from Beverly Hillbillies?" The sad thing is that he wasn't joking around.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus