First part of this belongs in the "What pissed you off today", but the 2nd part...well, a GMC Sonoma was in my lane, going slower than I had cruise control set, I pull out to pass, &, as usual, he speeds up on me.

So as I blew by him I called him a Son-o-ma bitch.

Made me smile.

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