"Dear Panty,

I deeply regret to pass on to you that the management at the Wun Hung Lo Laundry and Colourblindness Clinic have noticed that on your shift we have lost over 1000 pairs of knickers in all conditions.

As we cannot afford to keep reimbursing the ladies who have lost these items, we find ourselves faced with a sad decision.

We are leaving the country and the keys to the shop are in your letterbox.


Sincerely,


Sum Yung Gai.



(Sorry about the Red Green joke, couldn't resist).

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