When I woke up this morning I had to climb over the still sleeping bodies of Emily Deschanel, Angie Harmon and osuche to get out of bed to make it to the bathroom.

*Bonus lie* ~ I won't be thinking of that ^^^ lie a bit later on when it comes time to "relax".

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus