I love your kick ass 'tude

I will love you here or there, I will love you anywhere

I have nearly 3 feet of purple red hair hanging around on my noggin--you want it?

Hey, I'll even shave my pussy bald for you *grabs big grey cat* oh, wait wrong pussy.

In 6th grade, I shaved off my eyebrows and my mom had to teach me to pencil in my eyebrows until they grew back otherwise I'd look like Bozo. It worked for a while and no one noticed until a few days later I gave myself a hugh bruise on my forehead from a large suction cup. Then everyone noticed my bruise and lack of real eyebrows and was the laughing stock of the school for quite a while.
---Moral of the story--don't give yourself a forehead hickey whilst you are sans eyebrows.