But he keeps missing her place. And in the process, he's getting more and more confused. No wonder, if he dresses up as a female first:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081007.../odd_bra_bandit

(summary: A female thief has hit two Florida location Victoria's Secret stores on six different occasions, and made off with 452 bras, valued at about $19,000).

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