I hate to say it, but I think I might be a close second. My Dad married his sister in law, and my cousin had a kid, then got married to someone my Dad's age. Keep in mind I'm only 22 and you should be able to figure out the approximate age of her husband. Who, by the way has 10 kids, by multiple women. Most were in their wedding party. Do I come close?

Have fun Lil and drink lots of wine. Booze always seems to help make stupidity funnier.

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