I've been drunk to where I couldn't walk straight, and drunk enough to puke. Never woke up with a hangover. My Dad on the other hand.....He's been legally deaf since high school. Once he was old enough to legally drink his father took him out and got him drunk on wine. The next morning (according to him) he walked downstairs and asked his mom to fry the eggs a little quieter. Then his brother in law came roaring in and took him out to bail hay all day. Gotta love family.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf