Ok, Santa,

Lil will slap her. I just want to be there to finish the job. You know, a good ol' country ass whoopin'. I think she's a total bitch, and I've personally never seen her make anything that looks even remotely good, recipie or craft. I believe that my wife makes her look like a total dope when it comes to arts and crafts. My maw in law also is great with decorating. I think she needs a beating. Come on Santa! I don't ask much. Just a few good licks. I want to feel the blood from her nose and mouth running down my knuckles. Let's see that little smug grin minus a couple of incisors. Make my Christmas wish come true and I'll have my wife and maw in law come up and give you some decorating tips for the North Pole.