Last night we were playing around and I was on my back and he was straddling my chest while I was teasing him with my talented tongue and tonsils He made a noise that I misinterpretted as pain and I immediately let him go as he shot jizzzzzzzzzzzzz alllllllllll in my left ear. The best part has been acting like I can't hear saying shit like, "I must have something in my ear." and banging the side of my head etc. all day in front of the kids.

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