When we were still childless and lived in an apartment shortly ater we married, we played in the living room alot, on the floor, or the couch, watching porn and reaching as many orgasms as we could in 1 day with whatever was available.

My sister and her son came to visit one evening for dinner.

My nephew, who was about 8 at the time walked in with the blue vibrator and said, "What is this?"

We failed to notice we left it out because it had rolled under the edge of the chair.

My sister said, with a wild look in her eyes, "It's a drink stirrer."

My wife quickly took it and acted like she took it into the kitchen. She discreetly snuck it into the bedroom later.

My wife was 6 different shades of red.

When my nephew left the room, we all fell to the floor laughing.

Later, he wanted us to make smoothies and he was looking for the "drink stirrer" in the kitchen. We told him, "We use the blender to make those."

That was 7 years ago. We still talk about it often, and laugh.

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