Can't be any worse than mine. I have a pair of military style boots made by Redback. Expensive as hell, but I've been wearing them for two years and show very little signs of wear and tear other than needing a good polish. Wearing them in a 100+F warehouse, and riding my motorcycle has made them....fragrant.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf