I had an interesting experience today.

I was walking along the waterfront here in Chicago when a heap of white Suburbans, cop cars, ambulances and SUVs with funny flags on them went past. One of the SUVs pulled up and my mate Barry, who I haven't seen for ages, stuck his head out of the window and asked me what I had on for dinner. Now you remember Barry, moved from his old place into that white house on the corner.

Anyway, to make a short story long, I had to decline his kind offer. Sadly, a few minutes before I had run into some really nice men who invited me to a couple of drinks at a pub called the Grassy Knoll.I told him we'd catch up next time he's in Oz.

Gotta run before they call last drinks.

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