I got a phone call at work today, Honey I love you! I bought a piano at a school auction.would you haul it home? You What!!! But it was cheep and it has only 2 dead keys. Well that will give Bach new meaning! I get it in the truck and start home pull into a gas station and was totally disappointed that Nobody offered me money for it while getting gas Anyway I start home and notice that the truck is sitting at an angle some.Pull over and look and find out my daughter has painted the truck nutz PINK! damn! Now I have to rig a jock strap for the truck nutz so I can get it home without giving it a hernia!So now I have to figure out how to unload it in 1 piece. Any volunteer's?

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