Once upon a pair of breasts, dripping sweet nectar, from nipples coated in creamy white jizz that had become part crusty because Lassie always licked the nipples in the strangest pattern. There were reasons. Why had she done fellatio upon this statue? Pigeons usually landed on it. But today, sunlight had cast crude shadows upon it.

Looking closer she reached towards the juncture of between his smooth thighs, carressing skin pulled tightly away. Her fingers pinching his hair, she smoothed her dress seductively. She smiled with amusement and thought, "I'm going crazy! Why should I jerk off this succulent stony hard prick with my vibrating, pulsating... Wait, I need a drink."

Satiated, she turned to leave and there was standing fifteen hairy, huge Yeti. They wanted sexual favors. She screams out insanely intense expectations which encouraged them. As the Yeti began to stroke his throbbing sprained member, she searched for a Kleenex. After cleaning the pistol, she pointed it towards his pet.

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