I love Larry The Cable Guy! OMG, his grandma and the walking farts, too damn funny!

I'm thinking that the sooner I get the dishes done, the sooner I can get him to do me. Why is it that the more I get, the more I want?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~