Boxer, bikini or regular brief?

*sorry, couldn't help myself there*

Well, I just finished answering a bunch of PMs. Looks like I'm popular IowaMan today. (Thanks for the advice guys, it's greatly appreciated.) And I'm also trying to pick up the remnants of a bag of M&M's that went rolling all over the place when I ripped the bag open. I swear, I don't know why the short bus hasn't come and taken me away.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus