It's time to start my battle for the day. Got the spark plugs, new wires and all the trimmings here, the tools at the ready and am wearing jeans that will give me just the right amount of visible butt crack while I'm leaning over the engine. Time to go tune up my baby!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus