Nope, not that paperwork. I probably should do that pretty soon though huh?


I'm fillling out medical forms to have myself neutered. The doctor says it's not a good thing for a 39 yr old man to keep trying to lick himself like I do.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus