Looking at the pre-approved credit card application that I got in today's mail. Apparently this particular company doesn't know as much about their target audience as they should. The letter begins as such:

Dear IowaMan*

You're Pre-Qualified to carry the Milwaukee Brewers Platinum Master Card, the only card that lets you show your true colors.


Hmmmm, I guess I hadn't realized that I had stopped being a Die-Hard Cubs fan and turned my loyalties over to the Brewers.


The name IowaMan* is used to protect the identity of the innocent.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus