17. If I am licking your balls and you cum all over the sheets before I can catch it............No, we can't wait till morning to change the sheets!

18. Extension to rule #17...You go get the fresh sheets if the cum is on my side of the bed!

19. Further extension to rule #17...Now make the bed! You could have told me you were about to cum and I could have prevented this mess!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~