05-14-2012, 07:13 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Originally Posted by AZRedHot
It felt so good when I bent over to put anything in the lower cabinets or pick stuff off the floor. There was no maid outfit, though, I'm afraid...it was laundry day, so I put my jammies in the wash, and was completely nude.  |
Shame I couldn't have read this before going to work this morning. It would have made my day a whole lot better.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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