A "Fast and Furious" actor has died in a car crash. Sad, in of itself, but made sadder by the TMZ release on the accident.

"Celebrity news website TMZ says the 40-year-old actor was in a Porsche with one other person when the car lost control and hit a post or tree in Santa Clarita, killing both occupants."

The car lost control? Either he was test-driving DARPA's new toy or a subtle removal of blame is happening. It wasn't me, it was the car. It wasn't me, it was the gun. It wasn't me, it was my dick that did it. Sheesh!

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