Loulabelle? I'd go back for ANYTHING.......I mean ANYTHING........I "loved with a passion"!!!

BTW......*overhearing ya'll going.........OMG, here she goes again!*

BTW.......I was a housekeeper for a McIntosh Motor Lodge when I was in high school. And when we moved to Key Largo the first job I applied for and got (I didn't want to sew anymore) was at The Ramada Inn, Key Largo. I quit cause they wanted me to take out my nose ring......but that's beside the point!

Anyway............While cleaning many, many rooms in my day I have come across some pretty strange things. A vibrator seemed more usual than most stuff. I actually found seven used (visibly full) condoms, strewn about a room, once. Yep! Made me wonder too! As to Good in the sac's suggestion that they would put it in the "Lost and Found" property box......Not True! Especially since, in your instance......it was still "under the sheets". If it had been in some sort of case atop a dresser.....well, then maybe......but not definitely......the maid might deposit it in "Lost and Found". It would depend on the mood of the maid at the time. But I'd have to say that the property box would be chock full of vibrators if every one was recovered and saved for X amount of days.

And as suggested earlier too.........I would have NEVER tried out the goods. Momma taught me proper........"Put that down, you don't know where it's been", would ring in my ears! LMAO!

And just to leave with a thought about hotel and motel housekeeping practices...........did you know that the maids are only required to change the comforter on the beds once a month? Unless. of course, there is obvious stains or disgusting smells on them! *OK.....everybody go throw up.....I'll wait!* TeeHee! At least that's the practice in the places I worked! The sheets are bleached and changed everyday, though! So, the next time you are romping on the bed and haven't bothered to turn down the comforter (I take it off completely and put it in the closet), just imagine all the people who "came" before you that month (if it's near the end of it) and what they might have been doing on top of that comforter!

OMG........Sorry bout that! LOL!

P.S.....skip and db? *RASPBERRIES* LMAO!

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