*tosses up another pun to welcome Silky when he gets online tonight*

I was walking through Smurfland. My clumsy foot stepped on something. I yelled, "Oh, no! Did I Papa Smurf?"

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."