You Get Off on Cinderella!

You're not sure why, but the idea of being a servant (or owning one) turns you on:
Nothing like French maids, English butlers, and German discipline!
Who cares whether 'tis better to serve or be served?
Either way you can't wait to get down and wear the wax off that kitchen floor.
Don't worry though, the clean freak in you will start scrubbing immediately afterwards.
Once a germophobe, always a germophobe.

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don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.

human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. that kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?