Irish...that is the scary part...you don't know what might be lurking in that thing! I have seen horrible things crawl out of deep dark holes...I mean it is not like there is any warm pink inside to that thing, it is just like a dark endless abyss... Sure she is pretty but there in lies the danger! You go to give that thing a kiss and next thing there are people putting your face on milkcartons and light poles.

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