05-17-2003, 12:02 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: west texas
Posts: 74
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#833
Quote:
Q: How do blonde brain-cells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a shower and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O
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keep going that was funny. not an insult to the blonde population of the forum. he he he he , that was funny page 25 by the way as i "read all the posts as requested" still lmao
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