The trunk of a Ford sedan (an old LTD I think) while crossing the Mississippi River on a Ferry. My bottom had the words "store tire tool here" impressed on it for about a day, and 'way too many people saw it.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho