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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson

Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At

the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been

such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the

world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone

you want in Heaven.

"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,

"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur

to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor

of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,

"professional to professional, you have some major

design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

And finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied

God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a

few words and waited for the results. The computer

printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"

God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,

more men are riding my invention than yours."