Right My go! beat this guys!


Friday after work your personal Strech picks you up outside work (beeping the horn to make sure all your mates see it) with 100 red roses (Depricked) gently lying on the floor of the limo, taking you to the nearest airport which takes you to NY then you board the Concorde which is booked entirely for you with noone else to get in your way, flies you straight to london where the next strech picks you up and whisks you off to a secluded Scottish castle in the highlands This is where you are taken straight to your room and given a wardrobe full of VL, Versace, and other designers.

Here you place the best dress on you can find and you will walk down the grand staircase to the music of your favourite artist playing personally for you and you meet me, standing there waiting with baited breath for you. We have a meal of the finest quality cooked by the best chef in the land and we drink Crystal all night till its time to retire to the grand bedroom! when you walk in you will find the kingsize 4 poster bed waiting for you with 1001 french red rose petals strewn onto the bed and i whisk you off your feet and carry you over the threshold! then i place you gently on the bed and I then proceed to make the sweetest love to you until you scream for me to be your bronco! then BANG!

how does that sound?