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Old 07-28-2003, 08:39 PM
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Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me! oh and whoever you want with you Including RYKER (if he accepts that my bids better than his and we can have a truce)

Oh and you can have all this aswell!

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures


And i look better than all the rest honest!
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